C Sickness

C sickness is a real thing. I know some people who suffer from C sickness and statistics show that the person sitting beside you knows someone who has suffered from this horrible, disastrous sickness. For the cure.

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Posted by kokomaestro at 10:55 PM 0 comments

MC Explosive Diarrhea

Diarrhea is the silent killer - actually it can get quite noisy. Depends on what you've eaten. But MC Explosive Diarrhea is cool, as long as you don't piss him off. Then he'll pop a cap in yo behind. Literally.

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Posted by kokomaestro at 10:59 PM 0 comments

Emissions

But seriously, people. Global warming is a real thing. So we all have to do the right thing. Keep it in your pants. Metaphorically. Tweet

Posted by kokomaestro at 10:45 PM 0 comments